I want to be transparent about this: I’m writing this essay specifically to annoy my dad. A couple of months ago, I rewatched Home Alone because, while I am Jewish, it has become my Christmas ritual to do so. I remarked to my father over the dinner table that this last time, I had entertained the funny, even silly, thought that
Maxine gosh darnit! You are watching MOVIES? You should READ READ READ (imagine Werner Herzog saying this hihihi)